- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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