Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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BenWuzHear

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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u jelly?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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