- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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