- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the dog eat poop?

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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