A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Yes!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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