- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's clear and wet? water

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

the asian kid gets an F

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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