- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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