What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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2 Penises

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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