- Anti Joke

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Womens rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.