- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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