- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Chicken penis.

Penis

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

you know whats funny the letter Q

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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