- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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