Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

mc hammers income.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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