whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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this is not an anti joke

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Nicolas Cage

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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