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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

...............................................................hi

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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