Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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I have aids

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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