- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Knock knock ... No ones home

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Hi

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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