A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Guess what? Holocaust

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

No, Trinidad.

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