Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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My life :(

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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