whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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ass in my face ? no

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Deadly cancer.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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