What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Pain Olympics.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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