- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I share two rooms with my mother.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

ecks! why zee?

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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