- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Tell you something funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Scott Gomez

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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