A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

A homosexual walks into a church

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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