What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Women's rights.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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