Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What you reading? reading?

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

The Barackness Monster

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

A homosexual walks into a church

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