- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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