Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

A homosexual walks into a church

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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