- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Knock, knock. answers door

Dogs in my home.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Your mom.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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