- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What you reading? reading?

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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