- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What is 9 + 10? 21

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Women's rights.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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