- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A midget walks under a bar

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

That's not what she said.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

I share two rooms with my mother.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

How old is your mom? Old.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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