Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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this is not a joke

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Republicans

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Anti Joke

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