live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Mike tyson

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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