- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

An Asian walks out of the library.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

How did the girl die? 25.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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