A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Penisland

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Tell you something funny.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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