Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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