what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Im cute hehehee

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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your mom died.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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School

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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