- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

captcha: all yer base

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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