- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man made a sandwich.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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