*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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