- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Trinidad.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

I never asked for this.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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