- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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