So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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