- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the jew die Really...

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

A guy was beet by his wife.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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