Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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