An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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