- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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