- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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