what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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bob saget

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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vaginas

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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