How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A women president

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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