What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

George Bush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Samantha

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Nicolas Cage

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Rick Santorum 2012

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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