- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Charlotte Bobcats

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Shut the cork up!

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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