- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Shut the cork up!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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