- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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