- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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