Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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shut up iggy

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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the WNBA

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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