- Anti Joke

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.