- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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