So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Justin Bieber got laid

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

thumb_up thumb_down +4

EGGPLANT

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops