Muslim athletes.

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Jews

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Loner.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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