What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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acualy is dolan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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speech and debate.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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So. The gays. ...

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Anti Joke

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