- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

oooh look a banshee

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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