What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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