- Anti Joke

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Women's rights

your mother

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Two guys walk into a bar.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?