- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

ass in my face ? no

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

I had sex with my mother in law

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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