what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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