That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

black people are white when i use night gogles

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Erectile Dysfunction.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Do you play piano? No

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

The Game

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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