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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

The Game

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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