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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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