What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Woman rights.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Jason Connor.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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