- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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