four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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1 + 1 = 3

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