All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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President Donald Trump

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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