why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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