Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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