- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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