Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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