- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Flop dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

shut up kobe!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man made a sandwich.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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