- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

why is john so fat years of over eating

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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