titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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womens rights

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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