Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Republicans

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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