- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

It smells like triangles in here.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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