If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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hi

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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meh

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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ass in my face ? no

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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